Men and Women

America is a high-speed, stressed out, mean and confused country. I understand this is a statement of the obvious but have we ever considered WHY our nation is this way? Well here's my explanation: WOMEN

Women and men think ridiculously different from each other. Women cannot stop, cannot calm their brains. We connect everything to everything. We gotta drop off the kids, run by the dry-cleaners, go to work, get the groceries, get the kids, make dinner for the family....on.......and on.........and on. It never stops, EVER! We cram our days to the fullest they can possibly be and spend it rushing around. Welcome to America.

This fiasco of crazy rushing all began when women decided they wanted to work. First off I would like to thank Feminists for percisting on this notion. Dear Feminists, FUCK YOU! Why would you ever want to work? what is wrong with cleaning, and cooking, and raising children? Now I am not saying it is a problem that women have equal rights now. I am very greatful for that. My man respects me and loves my ideas and thinks I will do good things, BUT, I HAVE to be smart and have good ideas and all that jazz because it has become physically impossible for upper-middle class to low class families to survive off of one income. This was never the way before. Everyone used to be able to have 8 children, the man worked for a dollar a day. Yes back breaking work sucks, but it is what we are made for. People keep living longer and longer because we are not putting all the physical strain on our bodies. Cancers and other diseases are at all time highs because our food is shit and we sit around all day. WHAT?!?!

What is wrong with the world? Women have the ability to control men. No matter what, we are in power. It is the way of the natural wild kingdom that women are in charge of everything, but the men will protect the family even if it kills him. RIGHT? We all know this correct? That is why it is natural for a man to bringin all the income. And think of how much stress would be relieved in the world. The constant non-stop thinking of a woman would no longer be charging the corporate world. No, it would be the morose masculine mind and life would be good.

I want to be home every day taking care of my babies, cleaning my home, and cooking for my man. He loves me and will take care of me. Unfortunately this will never be a reality. I will have to work, I will miss certain things my babies do and will feel sad. What do I want to be when I grow up? A mother. This is not a reality any longer.